why i like colt

1. he's a ninja. (btw these r in no particular order)
2. he's cute
3. he's strong. his kicks hurt



2 truths one lie

1. colt is gay
2. i like colt
3. miyo is actually a girl



tum-tum's proximity to master wong (mori shintarou) was equivalent to the tangent of the distance between colt and rocky. techinically, ninja states that this counts (as) an ambush. ninja doesnt say 'you didnt get near him' because apparently you're not meant to as it is dangerous, and ninjas attack in shadows. ninjas have this attack where u can turn into someone's shadow and attack their shadow, so you think someone's following you.

tum-tum - master wong

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rocky colt

colt had him. tum-tum was trying to attack master wong. tum-tum is very good! colt is so good. rocky is pretty good. only tum-tum was a horrible ninja though, had the right qualities for a ninja. he was the only one that looked cute. colt was too good.

tum-tum was too close to master wong though. grandpa attacked tum-tum. tum-tum's ninjaness allows him to be more spontaneously combusting.

but the way of the ninja is to not state things that are really obvious. you're meant to point out helpful stuff. maybe you were right about her not doing anything, but she was actually doing quiet a lot of things. like, backflips, flips, karate kung fu moves, jit kwon do which is like bruce lee martial arts, cartwheels, and ninja sticks/nunchuks... the masks make them look cuter.

you just have to remember, like in sports, you're not meant to hit them with anything apart from your bare fists and your body. clothing should be comfortable and fitting. girls have to wear makeup because it is an art, but also so that guys dont look at their face, because a lot of tweens look good without makeup as ninja makes your skin really perfect. usually ninjas cover up their face except for the mouth. the important thing is to not disclose who you are and keep your friends close. don't give your real name, nicknames go by colt rocky and tum-tum. when you report in the morning, you should say 'present' instead of 'here' or 'here' ... and don't ask pointless questions. the key is to be straight to the point, and cut to the chase, and blunt. don't loiter or kill time.

if you wanna pick a fight, take ninja school. it tells how how exactly to pick a fight in order for you to not use it in the real world. if you have problems with jealousness, ninja can help refine the spirit and help you reach your goals. do not pick fights with other ninjas as they will kill you without you feeling any pain. do not flirt with seniors. girls and boys should be divided in the restrooms, and all chitchat should be reduced to a minimum.

ninja tells you how to kill things. if you like a senior, you wouldn't pass the class, because you can't kill them. a senior means someone you find attractive or sexy. i think in one of the tests they tell you to kill ... but watch out if you're falling behind because then they might assign you to be the target.

ninja death stars. these are very dangerous, and should be only handled by skilled ninjas. these are sharper than any sword, and will penetrate skin and bone. they are shaped like stars. some like roulettes, with teeth, usually a 5 or 6 pointed star. the edges are sharp. the centre is a huge hole, so you can throw them. you throw them. you dont shoot them or chuck them, hurl them, or project them. the aim is to pin the target down so they can't move. you pin down double-sided clothing. if a ninja death star hits you, you get cut up. and you die

well the clothes are meant to make you invisible. but what you don't know is that ninjas have trained vision and eyes/eyesight. "your eyes need better training" do you ever hear that? maybe it means you're a pervert, but not to the trained eye. just means ninjas all have white eyes, which means the deep set, big, and usually brown eyes. yes, being good at killing gives you that, but you have to have good eyesight. you can wear contact lenses. brown contact lenses that is, i've seen some of the western kids wear blue contacts, or green contacts, makes them seem like some sorta gangster league of 3. true bloods

brown is like hazel. which is the lightest shade of brown, bright brown. like... almost black. the iris i me. so your eyes change colour if you have brown eyes, so people with brown eyes are lucky, because not only are they real ninjas, they are the top ninjas, professionals, and can throw death stars from a great distance of 100m